A translation of Lakph!

As of today, I have decided to unveil the option to turn off automatic translation on this site so you can read it in my native language of Lakpha if you so desire. I think that my message will likely be much more understandable minus the intermediary of English for those well-versed in the language, and my friends will likely find it a lot easier to read that way.—Not that I would do this primarily to stoop to the level of Egbert and his military friend, of course; their convenience was just a nice side-effect, really.

You can find a link to the Lakpha version of this site at the bottom of the page. Or, if you lack the motivation to go there, here.

My mother tongue is not included, Lakph shall decide, depending on the needs of the function, see; translation of the site. Maybe you're reading in the UK. If you give someone bad news, help others? Yes, this is just a bad friend, Egbert, Wesson army knows very well, but at the end of the XML.

This is one of the most effective ways that you can use the link on the page. This should be encouraged.